The big Christmas night is coming, and Mum and Pappa said that I had to put on my elf guise and practice -
being silly, i suppose? I even have a red sleigh that I take out for a spin in the mornings. It has a nice cover on it, so when it drops down to the chilly 45s, I stay warm (
don't laugh all you cold weather friends)

I look more like a professional cyclist. That's ok, too.

I know what you're thinking:
so it's not really that chilly out. Pappa was making something in the dirt and I wanted to help. Mum wasn't impressed, but she let me get dirty. I wasn't cold.